Warning to all Essex Doggers on this fine Bank Holiday Monday. Do not go Dogging today as there is a lion on the loose!

We know you were crowned the #dogging hotspot of the UK last year but alfresco sex in the Essex woods is not a good idea, you might just end up being someone else’s lunch or dinner.

The team here at Let’s Go Dogging suggest you get online and find another location today and preferably stay inside the car with your engine running.